September 7, 2010 scottcjones 15Comments

>Before leaving for work in the morning, my dad was in the habit of writing out lengthy lists of chores that he wanted me and my brother to complete that day. He always signed his lists with the same two ominious words, always in capital letters: THE BOSS.Bosses are frightening beings. They can make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do, like wear a dumb uniform, and say strange things like, “Welcome to Chili’s!” Bosses also have the power to tell you that you can’t go home yet even if you want to go home, because, as they will…