June 16, 2010 scottcjones 5Comments

>Proven Scientific Fact: It is not humanly possible for one person to process the scope of E3 2010. For the past 48 hours, I have had controllers shoved into my hands, undersized 3-D glasses pushed onto my oversized head, and games–hundeds of wonderful, terrible games–crammed into my now-even-more-nearsighted eyes.Metaphor for E3: OK, imagine that you go to a Pie Eating Contest and eat a lot of pies. Then you go to a Hot Dog Eating Contest and eat hot dogs galore. And then you go to a second Pie Eating Contest, only in the second Pie Eating Contest several of…