>[Note: This is a post that I wrote a few years back for my now-defunct old blog. It’s not for kids. So, if you are a kid GO AWAY. DON’T READ THIS. GO DO SOMETHING WHOLESOME. SUGGESTION: EAT A SLICE OF WONDER BREAD WHILE READING THE BIBLE. Are all the kids gone? OK, good. Now, fasten your seatbelts, folks. It’s going to be a bumpy night. -jones]I was in Orlando recently for a videogame-related event. They booked me in cavernous Sheraton situated in an industrial park. Rain fell constantly, blurring the view from my room of the parking lot.I went…