[If you’re new here, 1. welcome, 2. get yourself up to speed by going back to Day 1 where I explain why I’m playing 101 levels of Donkey Kong in 101 days. You good? OK. Let’s move on.]

There are two things that I love about the airport. Thing one: I love going through airport security. I honestly do. I know it’s a cool thing for everyone to complain about. It’s fun to say things like, “…Ugh, and then I had to take my shoes off.” I myself have said such…